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RIDE OR DIE

me: I should go shower now
 (five minutes later)
 (another five minutes later)
 (yet another five minutes later)
 (more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

winking-skeever:

Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”

SO TRUE